‪DARIAN “Buddy Bud”‬‏

Tried to review and immediately asked myself:

“How do you even review an airport??”

You don’t visit an airport…
You endure it.

Now let me be fair—DFW is actually pretty solid.

It’s huge, but not “you’ll never see your family again” huge.
Clean, organized, and somehow manages to keep the chaos at a respectable level.

The train system?
🚆 Efficient. Felt like I was in a futuristic movie where I still might miss my flight anyway.

Food options?
Plenty. Enough to make you say:
👉 “I’ll just grab something light”
…and somehow spend $27 on a sandwich and emotional support chips.

Security?
Let’s just say… they did their job. Thoroughly.
I now know my belt better than I know some relatives.

Seating?
Comfortable enough to sit there and question every life decision that led you to Gate B42.

And the people-watching?

Elite.

You got:

- Sprinting professionals 🏃
- Calm veterans who’ve accepted their fate 😌
- That one guy arguing with the boarding group system like it’s negotiable

Final verdict:
⭐⭐⭐⭐☆

Would I come back?
I mean… I don’t really have a choice, do I?

It’s an airport. It did airport things… and it did them well.

Missed it by that much 🤏 (because my gate was exactly as far as humanly possible)